Reports of highly addictive substances: These substances will soon be available on the streets. They go by names such as “Thin mints” “Peanut butter patties” and “Lemonades”. They are distributed by strong, intelligent, fearless young women who will persuade you with their good cause-related story! Many individuals begin with just one box. But one becomes two, two becomes five, and before you know it, you’re hiding your stash in the freezer. We want you to know that we are here to assist you in this crisis. We have set up a delivery location at our sheriff’s office where we can safely destroy your “Girl scout cookies.”
